Born out of the steaming depths of NJ.

Female.

Traveling America with an automated, robotic dance troupe that teaches kids not to do drugs and rape others (but only sequentially).

Listening with a glass cup to the wooden door of life, and feeling extremely sneaky whilst doing it.

Whoever is reading this right now can be my best friend if you want to!
RUBBISH FACE!

2 Responses to “About The Author”

  1. Paige Says:

    I’m trying to figure out how to RSS this shit so’s I can read it through my LJ whenever you update.

  2. loubird Says:

    You appear to have disabled comments on your posts….boohoo for me….just wanted to say I loved this stanza:

    The walls exhume dust burgers
    Cheese and pickles are bloody
    Hemorages fueling cosmic layers
    Of shit


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